Of Kings and Prophets (2016)

Based on the Biblical Books of Samuel, Of Kings and Prophets was an ABC series that aired just two episodes in March 2016, before getting the ax. Why? Low ratings, and some Christian led controversy about all the sex. Often compared to a broadcast attempt at recreating HBO's Game of Thrones magic, the show follows two successive kings of Israel and their families as they navigate the murky waters of family differences and political rivals. Saul (Ray Winstone) is the current head man in charge, but he's struggling to maintain the kingdom of Israel since The Philistines are convinced they can take him out. Luckily, a youngster with a slingshot, a rock, and balls the size of boulders named David (Olly Rix) is about to take out their toughest dude. But that's only going to create even more problems for Saul, since the prophet Samuel (Mohammed Bakri) has been going around saying God is sick of Saul being King. And since David's doing some good work on the battlefield, maybe he should take over. While it wanted to be sexy and violent like Game of Thrones, this one was limited by ABC's censorship rules, so there are no bare tits in the American broadcast version of, Of Kings and Prophets. But the showrunners did what they could with the limitations they had, usually by using some essentially sheer tops. Jeanine Mason navigates herself right out of her clothes in a couple of different scenes. First we get a glimpse of her fantastic, perky funbags through a see through top as she rides her man. The clothes are off and she gets naked when she takes a ceremonial bath a little later. Then, her beautiful bare ass is on display as she walks into the water for a purifying soak. It's a testament to how hot she is that so many people complained the bible show was making them too horny! Simone Kessell shows her keister while riding on top of a dude, as does Alec Mcgregor as she straddles a lucky fella. Now those are some good revelations you didn't know were in the good book! Meanwhile, Simone Chong wears a thong while she does some erotic posing in a candle lit room. Of Kings and Prophets would've been super profitable if it'd aired on a channel that let you go full frontal!