Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010)

A nun seeks bloody revenge in Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2011). Although better known for a legal battle the film faced in California due to excessive illegal downloads of the film in early 2011, the film’s heart is most assuredly in the right place to create something that feels both like a throwback to the good old exploitation days and completely contemporary. 

When beautiful Sister Sarah (Asun Ortega) crosses paths with the sleazy biker gang Los Muertos, they kidnap her and sell her to clients eager to have sex with a real life nun, even if she doesn't want to reciprocate the fun. After a year in this smack-addled Hell, Sister Sarah escapes and, skinspired by a divine vision, decides to rain God's wrath down on her captors. With her les-be-friend Sister Angelina by her side, Sister Sarah embarks on a divinely inspired quest for justice.

Unlike vintage b-movies that don't always live up to their great titles, Nude Nuns with Big Guns is packed with stark-naked sisters. Asun and one of her sexy co-stars go fully nude in the cathouse and in a lesbo bubble bath 33 minutes in, and Jessica Elder and Sarah Emmons bare boobs as the gang’s lusty lesbian accomplices. Jessica Bonanni and Tiffany Cache play strippers working at the club where Los Muertos is headquartered, with both babes baring their breasts while dancing for the clientele!

If you want to get to the really good stuff, however, fast forward to the 1 hour, 7 minute mark to see Asun ensnare her former jailer in a skinful scene of lesbian seduction. Holy hairpie, sister!