No Laughing Matter (1998)

The melodramatic TV movie No Laughing Matter (1998) stars Suzanne Somers as Emma Poleski, the single mother of teen son Charlie (Chad Christ). The problem is that Emma's a berserk alcoholic. As Charlie both cares for and tries to avoid his drunk mom, he falls for bitsy-boobied beauty Selma Blair as Lauren, a charming waif who's so poverty-stricken that she lives inside a mausoleum. Selma's bare-backed near-nude scene will raise the dead in your lap, and that, for sure, is no laughing matter.