Mr. Skin is red muff-diving deep Down Under, and Nicole Kidman’s got the buried treasure. Booty, boobs and a even a pearl! The Aussie travels to the skinterlands here and there to bare her wares, and first stop is New York City. The setting is urban, but Tom’s cruising Nicole’s cuntry in Eyes Wide Shut. Shut up and open ‘em to see her milky skinscape by the boob before Tommy boy takes over. There’s plenty more where that came from. More tush n’ tit from Nicole as she drops dress, and then it’s on to Tom’s naughty dreams. He imagines his onscreen wet wifey getting a good boinking, and it’s oh-so visual. Now that’s something to dance on a couch about. But it’s in Billy Bathgate where Nicole’s firecrotch lights it up. Red rug, red rug!!! Her burning bush makes an appearance in a skinny-dipping scene, getting everyone wet. Another Billy wets his willy with Nic, this time in Dead Calm. Get some brief boobage, and then it’s time for her butt on a boat, a sight to keep any vessel afloat. Things get hot in Cold Mountain, as Jude Law lays it down with Nicole, flashing her Civil War-era ass. But Hey, Jude, give someone else a dose of Nicole, like fellow Aussie Hugh Jackman. Wolverine hits the Outback in Australia, which makes up for the name by showing off Nic’s knockers. Watch more Nicole and pass the Vegemite!