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As a boob-haver, I often find myself bemused with how many questions about boobs I have. For instance: Can a new mom breastfeed with implants? (Google says sometimes.) Do your boobs get even bigger during pregnancy, too? (Yes, apparently.) And perhaps more pressing, why is it still illegal to hit the beach topless in 2017? (Google doesn't know.) Despite my confusion, Coco Austin (wife of rapper Ice-T) has managed to stump me again with her terrifically tiny bikini top that she wore to the beach with her hubby and new baby recently. Let's zoom in together:   

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I'll let you lads in on a secret: Some of us women, when we want to give our boobs an extra lift, will buy pushups tops in sizes smaller than the ones we typically wear to give us a delightfully full look. It would seem that Coco has either A) mastered this trick or B) found a top that pushes in only on the sides, giving a big middle finger to the prudes who demand we wear tops that cover the rest of our boobs. See? She even shows a bit of nipple if you zoom in closely enough: 

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One rogue wave, and those puppies will pop right out. 

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Which, I imagine, is probably the point. New baby or no new baby, breastfeeding or not, Coco has a magical, massive set of mams.