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Naked Stars on a Raft

Whatever floats your boat, right? Well, these naked honeys are floating and their making us want to dive right in. Why not, the water's fine, but the ass is finer. Erica Taylor in Entourage (2004) is a floatation device we'd all love to use. It helps that's riding her man reverse cowboy style. You might not tread water but you're break yours. Claudine Auger in Thunderball (1965) offers James Bond a warm spot on her wet raft. Pools were made for girls to sunbath nude on inflatable mattresses, and if your mattress doesn't inflate watching Jesse Capelli in Perfect Opposites (2004), then you're sunk. When in paradise why not get naked by the waterfall like Milla Jovovich and Kiele Sanchez in A Perfect Getaway (2009)? Who needs a bathing suit if you're not swimming, but just rafting? Not Dolores Carlos in Hideout in the Sun (1960). Sometimes a raft is just a raft and it's best to just get naked and ignore it like Melissa Leo in Always (1985). The horror of horror films is that people like Judie Aronson in Friday the 13th Part IV (1984) get naked, but then get dead like all the sperm we unleash at their pretty sight. We never knew foreigners liked to skinny dip, too! How nice to see Marie-Josée Croze in Tell No One (2006), but we have to tell everyone! Nothing is sexier than water and babes. Now take away the water and let them float on a raft and then take away the clothes. Perfect.

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