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Nailing Vienna

Nailing Vienna (2002)

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The Blair Witch Project (1999) meets Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels (1998) in the bizarre UK novelty of Nailing Vienna (2002). This shaky home video follows three thugs who believe they’ll cash in on a semi-fictional film following their thieving exploits. They need a female lead, though, and girlfriend Kate Magowan keeps her lingerie on when she finds out the big plans for the footage. The thieves then get lucky when singularly named model Crystal--played by real-life model Caprice Bourret--auditions for their doomed venture. She’s got two smoking somethings hidden beneath her turtleneck, but it’s left to Kate to make this thing worth watching when she gets careless while being filmed during bath time. And, no, there’s no character named Vienna.