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Is nothing sacred, George Lucas? As if he hasn't done enough to destroy generations' worth of goodwill from fanatical Star Wars fans by tinkering with his creations (and by creating Jar Jar Binks), our own Blu-ray Ninja has made a discovery that means George is officially dead to us.

Femi Taylor plays slave dancer Oola in the sexiest of the Star Wars sagas, Episode VI: Return of the Jedi. When Femi is thrown into the pit in Jabba's throne room and stands up to await her Rancorian doom, in the Blu-ray edition you can clearly see her nips through her mesh top (see above). Awesome, right? But don't unsheathe your lightsaber just yet, young Jedi.

In the scene immediately before, As Oola is struggling with Jabba, one breast pops out of her shirt. This ought to be a great peek at her Twi'lek tit, but our Blu-ray ninja has confirmed that the nipple has been digitally blurred out for the Blu-ray release. What's the use of HD if you can't use it to freeze-frame nip slips?:

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To make matters worse, for years Mr. Skin has been receiving requests for a nip slip from Carrie Fisher when she's clad in her skinfamous Slave Leia outfit. After Leia kills Jabba, she jumps off of his throne and, when she leans over, hopeful fanboys claim that her nipple falls out of her bikini top. However, careful skinpection of the Blu-ray has revealed that it's just wishful thinking. Quoth the Ninja:

"What they're seeing is actually a part of her bra that curves. The nip placement is off too. Not even close."

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There's only one proper reaction to this sort of news.

Return of the Jedi might be a boobie bust, but you can still get your fanboy fap on with the gorgeous geek goddesses in Mr. Skin's Naked Babes of Comic-con and Cowgirls & Femaliens playlists!