We know you have these clips and images burned in your head by now, but Mr. Skin wanted to take this moment to refresh your memory, and tingle your loins, by creating a playlist dedicated to showcasing Mr. Skin’s favorite nude scenes from 2013. It was a good year, and thanks to all the great nudity, these clips will give you a great opportunity for your hand to get reacquainted with your crotch. Ah, 2013, we remember it fond-i-ly.
It’s Rosario Dawson walking down the hallway, showing off her amazing rack and shaved lips in Trance. Making her nude debut, and our jaws drop, Margot Robbie flaunts her perfect pair and shaved coochie in The Wolf of Wall Street. You ready for some fornication? The waifish Stacy Martin gives an amazing three B performance as she bangs her way through a bunch of dudes in Nymphomaniac Vol. 1. She’s back, and she’s showing every inch of her entire body while getting banged in Nymphomaniac Vol. 2. Riki Lindhome emerges from the shower and unabashedly bares her tiny tush, tits and closely shaved cooter in Hell Baby. A fan dance is always nice, especially when it ends in a full monty from Katie Derry and Gemma Nicholas in The Look of Love. Ivana Milicevic puts on a T&A performance in an episode of Banshee. Laura Prepon and Taylor Schilling rack out and leztastically explore each other in Orange is the New Black. Laura Haddock and Carolina Guerra team up to show off some fantastic breasts and fantastically funny merkin in Da Vinci’s Demons. Prison never looked this sexy? Sara Malakul Lane gives us an ample look at her knockers while getting hot and horny with a three B-baring Erin O’Brien. Rachel Korine steals the show by flashing her little pair, while Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez add some bikini-clad action in Spring breakers. Marine Vacth says ‘no’ to tan lines as she shucks her bikini top in Young & Beautiful. Lizzy Caplan rubs one out, with her rack out, for science in Masters of Sex. Lily Labeau goes for a fully nude walk up the stairs to greet a topless Lindsay Lohan for a foursome in The Canyons. Amanda Seyfried wows us with her rack in Lovelace. Emily Ratajkowski, Elle Evans and Jessi M’Bengue come together to get topless for Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines video. Lady Gaga gets completely nude and a little bit more weird in The Abramovic Method Practiced by Lady Gaga. Sheri Moon Zombie lives up to her name by mooning us in The Lords of Salem. This isn’t a tweener vampire flick, especially when Sharon Hinnendael and Chelsey Reist rack out and make out in Embrace of the Vampire. You got to love artsy videos like Wild Rose, especially when they show Rose McGowan fully nude. Juno Temple teases some moist mams and muff in the shower in Magic Magic.
We remember it like it was yesterday. 2013 provided some awesome nudity that will be difficult to beat. But let’s hope Hollywood tries to top it again and again and again!