lynskey movies 9.7.12

This weekend the non-nude Bachelorette (2012) opens in theaters starring Nudity Hall-of-Famers Lizzy Caplan and Kirsten Dunst, but if you want some actual skin, there's only one option this weekend: Heavenly Creatures' Melanie Lynskey (seen above in 2006's Park) in the indie comedy Hello I Must Be Going (2012) (limited). And if busty brunettes aren't your bag, you could always go see Lawless (2012) again...

A trio of backstabbing babes do their best not to screw up their friend’s wedding in Bachelorette (2012). Regan (Kirsten Dunst), Gena (Lizzy Caplan), and Katie (Isla Fisher) have been friends forever and can barely believe it when their plain, plus-sized former classmate Becky (Rebel Wilson) is the first to get engaged. Any excuse to party works fine for the slutty sisterhood, but when they accidentally rip Becky's wedding gown, it sparks a crazy all-night hunt for a fix. There’s no nudity in this flick, but you may be able to toss your bouquet to the sound of Lizzie giving a monologue about blowjobs. Plus there are plenty of skivvie shots to gawk at as Isla strips down to bustier and panties in the pool 55-minutes in, Kirsten changes her dress 1-hour 9 minutes in, and Lizzie takes a bra-clad cab ride 1-hour 19-mintues in. Those bridesmaids will make you matri-moany!

See the red-band trailer for Bachelorette here

A 35-year old woman’s divorce makes her to move back in with her parents in the quirky comedy Hello I Must Be Going (2012). After Amy’s (Melanie Lynskey) husband dumps her, she goes to stay with her wealthy parents in Connecticut to reexamine her life. Three months later she hasn’t made any progress- until a dinner party thrown by her parents introduces to 19- year old acting student Jeremy (Christopher Abbott). Their affair takes Amy back to her days of teenage romance, and plenty of furtive boning restores her faith in love. At the 44 minute mark Melanie undresses to go skinny-dipping, revealing her sweet seat meat to her teenage boyfriend, but when she gets out of the pool Melanie keeps her melons covered with her hands. Hello, I must be coming!

See the trailer for Hello I Must Be Going here

Get ready for moonshine, mobsters, and murder when bootleggers go wild in Lawless (2012). In 1931, Prohibition is still in full effect and lawless men are making the big bucks running illegal hooch. Forrest (Tom Hardy), Howard (Jason Clarke), and Jack (Shia LaBeouf) are three bootlegging brothers at the top of their game in Franklin County, Va. That is, until special deputy Charley Rakes (Guy Pearce) arrives in town to crack down on their business. Get a kick from the topless charms of an anonymous black babe an hour and 7 minutes in as she sits on the bad guy’s bed. Plus, Jessica Chastain disrobes in a dark room 1 hour, 12 minutes in but you can still see enough TA to wrangle up a tadpole rodeo. The ladies of Lawless will leave you pantsless!

See the red-band trailer for Lawless here

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