Remember when we had to masturbate off of cave paintings? The Internet has changed all that, and as technology improves so does our opportunity to come.
Lindsay Lohan in I Know Who Killed Me (2007) opens the proceedings with a teasing dance on stage that reveals a pink nipple thanks to hi-def. More opening credits kink, this time from Rose McGowan in Planet Terror (2007), whose tight costume as she teases but doesn't strip still reveals a lip slip. Now who's pretty in pink? Brief boobage from Halle Berry in Things We Lost in the Fire (2007) is not lost on viewers thanks to technology! A crawling Natalie Portman in V for Vendetta (2005) gives us a N for Nip Slip. It's brief but all the more beautiful for brevity is the soul of tit. You'll feel the opposite of contempt for Brigitte Bardot in Contempt (1963), when she lies naked in bed, bottoms up. We'll drink to that! The hot sex scene with Lisa Bonet in Angel Heart (1987) will give you an angel heart-on. Demi's demis are demonstrated pre-boob job in Demi Moore in About Last Night... (1986), and about her tush. Ooh la-la! Rough it, Charlize Theron in Aeon Flux (2005) plays a sexy cartoon in real life with real nudity and a glimpse of tit. Our favorite resident is showing her goods, yes, Milla Jovovich in Resident Evil (2002) is in pain but we're experiencing the pleasure of her near-naked body. Mel Gibson finds something better than religion, Patsy Kensit's tits in Lethal Weapon 2 (1989).
She blinded us with science!