Who Wouldn't Feel Great About More Penelope Cruz?
There are some incredibly difficult challenges in our lives. From solving world hunger to curing all the diseases that make us ill, we face problems that seem insurmountable every single day. But when it comes to the easy decisions, we should really grab them, make them, and feel great about ourselves. For instance, we really need to put Penelope Cruz in more things.
This one is a real no brainer, but we need to have more Penelope Cruz on a more constant basis than we currently do. And I’m not just talking movies; Penelope Cruz could be on television, in magazines (like she is right here in the pages of Esquire), billboards, soda cans, t-shirts, pet food, anything and everything should have a little Penelope Cruz with it. She is one hell of a beautiful woman and I know seeing her makes me feel pretty good about all the hard things I have to do, so let’s go ahead and make a decision that is easy and one that we know will have fantastic results. Choices like this one don’t come around all that often, so when they do, you gotta take them.
Penelope Cruz is hot, there is no other way to say it. Well, actually there are hundreds of way to say it, but they all mean the same thing. And that fact right there is why is the easiest of all decisions mankind could make is to have more Penelope Cruz.
