Older than time itself, it seems, The Miss USA Pageant has been hosting the finest women from all fifty states in a friendly competition to determine a new Miss USA every year since 1952. While plenty of big names have reigned as Miss USA like Olivia Culpo, Kenya Moore, Erin Brady, and Nia Sanchez, the competition still plays second fiddle to Miss America, which remains the top of the pageant world. Nevertheless, just because it's only slightly less popular, it doesn't mean you should pay attention, especially when the 2016 edition featured such drop dead gorgeous competitors as Tiffany Teixeira and Deshauna Barber! Oh say can we see you ladies naked?!