Our partners over at Met-Art.com, the world's premiere purveyor of tasteful, yet totally fap-worthy, fine art photography, have always specialized in classy nudes. And if there's one word that describes Mr. Skin, it's "classy"...hey, why are you guys laughing? Yeah, we have a playlist called Tinkle Belles: Naked Girls Peeing, so what?

Anyway, now Met Art is kicking things up a notch with the launch of its new site MyErotica.com, which takes experienced Hollywood directors and puts them at the helm of skinema productions that pay as much attention to story and cinematography as hot, sweaty animal sex. For their first feature Kamikaze Love, they've called upon Zalman King, writer of 9 1/2 Weeks (1986), director of the skinema classics Two Moon Junction (1988) and Wild Orchid (1990), and creator of the steamy softcore series Red Shoe Diaries. That's a pretty impressive resume, and with stunning Met-Art cover girl Malena Morgan (left) starring as a young woman who unwittingly enters "a world of decadence and debauchery that pushes her sexual limits to the brink", you know it's gonna be XXXplosively sexy.

MyErotica is being billed as a site for the ladies to get their porn on, but that's no reason why guys can't join in the nude fun. Or hey, why not spice up date night this week? Sure as hell beats the newest Katherine Heigl movie. So whether you're flying solo or watching with a female friend, go check out MyErotica's free trailer, Girls Love Sex, now and you'll see for yourself how the lower half gives!