Mashed Potato Boobs
Mashed potatoes aren't just for dinner any more. No, you can now have them on the body of a tanned beauty who is too bashful to remove her top sunbathing, but will show you a contrast when she finally does take off her top that is the tops for those who go that way.
Brittany Daniel in Rampage: The Hillside Strangler Murders (2004) has mash potato tits, and the only thing missing is the melted butter we're about to spew all over her. And seeing her get it on with Michelle Borth is melting our butter. Or is that hardening our stick? JoBeth Williams in Kramer vs. Kramer (1979) leaves Dustin Hoffman's bed in search of the bathroom and she's fully naked when she bumps into Hoffman's son, who is playing cool. Like father like son. The mash potatoes to end all mashed potatoes, Anne Bancroft in The Graduate (1967) offers our young man a taste of mature love with her fully nude seduction. They don't teach that in college or else we would have gone. We love a girl with a chainsaw, which explains why we soiled our pants watching Michelle Bauer in Scream Queen Hot Tub Party (1991), with her giant boobs and buzzing chainsaw. Have thong will topless swim is Glori-Anne Gilbert in The Curse of the Komodo (2003) motto. What's better than a pair of mashed potatoes? A whole bunch of them from Ute Weigel, Kristina Rodriguez and Tiffany Cara in South Beach Academy (1994).