Maries Lied: Ich war, ich weiß nicht wo (1994)

A young woman observes history unfolding from afar in the German art house flick Maries Lied: Ich war, ich weiß nicht wo (1994). Living in Prussia in 1813, Marie (Sylvie Testud) is poised on the cusp of history. But instead of becoming involved in the coming revolution, Marie and her countess mother observe events from the safety of their luxurious chateau. Luckily for us, this languid hideaway includes a scene where Sylvie takes off her dress to let a frog crawl around on her bare chest. She makes our pants hop, all right...