Map of the Human Heart (1993)

Map of the Human Heart (1992) is a romance, when we thought it was an adventure, like that map would lead to some great treasure or archeological wonder. But no, it’s about an Inuit child being taken to Western civilization and the problems he encounters. And there are many. One of them is that the movie this kid finds himself in is not nearly as skinful as it could be. Not that it’s without completely, no, there’s the half-breed love interest, played by Anne Parillaud. She is the only actress up to the task of getting naked, but it’s not much. Still, it’s enough to get up to our our task of pleasuring ourselves. Her small wonders are a map to the human hard-on.