Since Australian rules football is a peculiar, padless game where guys keep punting the ball back and forth to each other and we're not sure what the point is, when Aussie blokes hear "Madden" they don't think about the commentator or the video game series. They think about Madeleine Madden, a most recent and magnificently gorgeous Australian actress who will have you playing with yourself in extra hard mode. Just hitting her stride in the acting world, as a thirteen year old this young lady of Aboriginal Australian descent made an address to her home nation on public TV, speaking about economic and opportunistic equality for people of her ilk, that immediately launched her into stardom. After making her fictional television debut in My Place, which is exactly where we'd like to take her after dinner and a movie, she sent us into fetish overdrive by walking around in a bra and panties before changing into a schoolgirl uniform alongside Guy Pearce in Jack Irish: Dead Point (2014). Madeleine famously landed the starring role on Ready For This, a progressive teen drama about five indigenous kids pursuing their dreams in Sydney, before she fought for her homeland in Tomorrow, When the War Began in 2016. While war is hell, rest easy watching that Red Dawn (1984) ripoff knowing her buns will come out tomorrow. You can bet your bottom dollar on that, since her booty debuted in the 2018 miniseries Picnic at Hanging Rock. In one scene she strips down with Samara Weaving and as the two stand side by side we get to decide whose butt is nicer. All of a sudden, hanging rock gave us a granite cock. Later, Samara straddles her and goes in for a kiss but never goes further. Boo to that rock block! The Ready or Not (2019) star had us about to come. You probably didn't know Madeleine was packing that kind of backside seeing her work in the the live action version of Dora The Explorer, Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019). Backpack, backpack, we'd like smack that, smack that! Look away Boots, it's boot knocking time! Madeleine was most recently cast in Amazon Prime's adaptation of Robert Jordan's fantasy novel, The Wheel of Time. With a long and lean body bred from a historically marginalized group you rarely see on screen, it's just a matter of time until this real saliva inducing seductress blows up as a Hollywood starlet.
