Love Don’t Cost a Thing is a song by Jennifer Lopez, but we’re not music critics. We’re talking about her video, of course, and how sexy it is, duh. Jennifer could be filmed against a brick wall and it would still get us as hard. But here she’s doing more than that, and we’re getting more than hard. She dances and prances and moves that famous booty, which moves us, physically. Like, we move our hands back and forth over the staff of our throbbing erection. Is that too crude for you? Grow up! We did, and it feels great. As for skin, well, we do get to see some side boob from J-Lo at the very end of the video, and her butt-hugging bikini bottom is a poetic perversion for your penis.