Louise Blachère Nude

Kicking off what promises to be a skintastic cinema career with a role in the paean to synchronized swimming and teenage locker-room lesbianism, Water Lillies (2007), French femme Louise Blachère flashed full frontal, foisting forward funbaggage and furburger in a life-changing swimsuit-changing scene that proved she's one piece of ass we can't get enough of. Proving she’s a natural brunette, the Cesar-nominated racktress exposes her massive melons and darkly thatched snatch while we (and some other dude) look on surreptitiously. If her hair color is real, then maybe her same-sex desires are too, muses Mr. Skin. Louise hails from Saint-Etienne, but dropped into the sinning world in just her first film. Unfortunately, after the lilies she flipped to the sillies, swapping lesbian dramas for comedies like the French coming of age sitcom Soda, and the hip Parisian couple adopt a seven year old wild child and it uproots their life comedy 100% cachemire or The Ultimate Accessory (2013). Girls With Balls (2018) seemed like our best chance for post-Water Lilies nudity, since it seemed like the thriller about a girl's volleyball team who have to fight off some hillbilly psychos after their bus breaks down was a ripe opportunity for some group showers, torn off tops and danger brings us together girl on girl, teammate mating. Alas, like a nearsighted libero, it was a big swing and a miss. Our libido was pissed. Louise most recently appeared in Notre Dame (2019) a movie about the architect who is getting to renovate the famed church after the unfortunate fire. We know she's capable of taking it off onscreen, so come on Louise don't be a tease!