Loretta Stern was the singer in the German pop band Squeezer, and Mr. Skin can’t think of anything he’d rather do than squeeze Loretta. (OK, maybe something.) After studying at the Hamburg Stage School of Music, Dance and Drama from 1993 to 1996, Loretta found pop princess success in the two fellas and her Eurodance sensation best known for their debut album "Drop Your Pants." Way ahead of you, Squeezer! Soon after leaving the band in the early 2000's, the comely brunette turned to acting, starting with an episode of the cop comedy Balko in 2001. It really had her career off to a great start, since she dropped her top for a shower scene, and proves they are squeezable, indeed! A series of one and dones followed on shows like Berlin, Berlin, the last witness and Here Comes Kalle, but while we'd seen her rack already, appointment viewing turned to disappointment and stewing when it turned out she used a double for a doggy style scene in the boob-tube series SOKO Leipzig. So lame! Every man, macho or soft, got hard seeing Loretta in a nighty in Macho im Schleudergang (2005), but a neighbor interrupts the adventure before it can go any further. We get a blurry look at her top of the podium bottom in Goldene Zeiten (2006), before Loretta had a long turn as Nora Neubauer in Cheerful to deadly-Nordic tart, and most recently played Mary in the German rom-com Nightlife (2020). If you're a music fan, you should know she also has a new band called Mathilda. But with all her years as a pop star, film and TV actress and general German celebrity, we've still only seen her rack once. Sounds like Loretta needs a Stern talking to.
