Loose Screws (1985)

The success of Porky's (1981) led to Screwballs (1983), which led to that flick's sequel, Loose Screws (1985), which led to Mr. Skin's pants ending up on the ground. The cast's a bit different in the second go round, but the basics are the same. We've got four comically horny high school boys who'll do anything they can to get laid, see girls naked, or get their hands on a pair of hooters. Essentially, the plot revolves around four fellas sent to the Coxwell Academy for summer school, since they're all failing out of their high school. There's Marvin Eatmore (Jason Warren), Steve Hardman (Lance Van Der Kolk), Hugh G. Rection (Alan Deveau), and Brad Lovett (Bryan Genesse), who all almost immediately decide they aren't going to stick to the curriculum once they're introduced to their sexy French teacher Mona Lott (Cynthia Belliveau). Coming up with their own scoring system to decide who is the king of Coxwell, some of their sex based schemes come straight out of our wildest wet dreams. There's the old fake breast exam doctor move, that they actually also did in the first movie. There's putting a chemical in the pool to dissolve bathing suits, dressing in drag to infiltrate the women's locker room, and climbing into ceiling tiles to sneak a peek at girls as they change. Loose screws? More like loose morals! But we don't need to go to such extreme lengths to lengthen our lumber! All we have to do is kick back and check out some of the film's best and bustiest, including Annie McAuley, Cynthia Belliveau, Carolyn Tweedle, C.J. Fidler and more! Karen Wood, and no that's not one of this movie's double entendres that's her real name, looked oh so good showing her pair as the fake doc investigated her healthy hooters! Sign us up for the next wham bam fake mammogram! Laura Potter goes topless and top down in the back of a convertible, and Susan Irvine looks oh so fine taking a bath right next to Miss Fidler. That'll turn you into a self diddler! But much like the boys, we were all about Miss Mona Lott, who is so damn hot! Finally, at the end of the movie we get to see her juteuse jugs as she's doing a striptease for a giant crowd! Screw the plot, Loose Screws is all about the boobs!