Little Men

This Canadian period drama is based on Louisa May Alcott's sequel to Little Women, the oh-so cleverly entitled Little Men. (It’s a good thing those women were little or their men might not be able to keep them satisfied). It basically picked up where Little Women left off and related the romantic adventures of the March sisters and the men they chose to share their lives with. Needless to say, any man who prides himself on having a pair should avoid these sappy romance tales like a case of penis-withering ebola. However, one important thing to note is that co-star Michelle Burke, who got her big break as the daughter Connie in the Coneheads movie, gives us a glimpse of her chest cones in The Last Word. She kicks things off right after the opening credits with a striptease in a titty bar. (And really, isn’t that how we’d like all our movies to start?)