As her infamous "recreating Marilyn Monroe's last sitting" naked shoot for New York Magazine proved, Lindsay Lohan's boobs are real, and yes, they are spectacular. But you best get those photos framed with acid-free paper and UV glass, because they might be the only Lindsay Lohan nude shots you get.

Allegedly she was offered a lucrative offer from the folks at Playboy to recreate another famous golden age star in the buff. And unfortunately, the answer is no. Pffft! What a cold way to celebrate the second anniversary of your air-conditioned upskirt flash, Lilo.

Page Six reports:

It's once nude, twice shy for Lindsay Lohan. The Sapphic-leaning star has turned down a $700,000 offer to do an eight-page topless spread in Playboy's 55th-anniversary issue this January. "If there's nudity, then the answer's no . . . She's not going down the [New York] magazine road again," Lohan's rep told Playboy's creative consultant, Hal Lifson, referring to Lindsay's naked Marilyn Monroe tribute last winter. Lifson said he hoped to have Lohan do a tribute to '60s sex kitten Ann-Margret and her film "Kitten With a Whip," which is one of Lohan's faves.

Guess the only person who will be seeing Lindsay naked anytime soon is Samantha Ronson!