Legally Exposed (1997)

Legally Exposed (2003) is a softcore spy flick about an ancient artifact that turns everyone who comes near it into an uncontrollable sex maniac. Yes, Dr. Fez (John Lazar) has spent his life digging up broken pots and bones looking for the magical device that'll make any woman want to jump his bones. Take that Indiana Jones! To Dr. Fez's credit, after decades pouring over manuscripts, he find it. This ancient device, which is retrieved from a pyramid (complete with horny mummy Thao Nguyen) at the beginning of the film, is also somehow remote controlled, but logic is not why we watch these sorts of films. But when he has the ability to use it for the first time, he rails the hot maid at the hotel and manages to lose it. What a loser! Now, he's determined to get it back by tracking down all the people who have figured out how to use it. Just follow the trail of all the people easily getting amazing tail! Obviously, all sorts of people are after it as well, so it's not long before the hunt becomes a fiasco! The cast of Legally Exposed is like a who’s who of late night softcore skinema, with topless French maid Kira Reed going from horny to angry at the push of a button, Jacqueline Lovell ending up fully nude in a board room, Leigh Ann Garrett rubbing her duckie in a bathtub, and a lucky dude going downtown on Sita Renne Thompson. Legally Exposed also sports more Sapphic scenes than you can shake a dick at, with Bo Zena and Gina Garcia studying human anatomy during a lesbian library lickathon, Jacqueline and nudecomer Shae Harlow as scissor sisters, and Jacqueline doubling the dykey fun getting her grind on with pink-socked Kim Dawson. With all that and more, Legally Exposed will have you insatiably horny at the push of a button: the "play" button!