Last Wedding (2001)

Last Wedding (2001) says love is a battlefield and it's littered with dead semen. The story follows the deterioration of three marriages. Frida Betrani meets her man and marries him after six months. She wants to be a country singer, and she has the lungs for it, which she generously shares. But her breasts are bigger than her vocal chords and she can't carry a note. Strike one. Molly Parker and her husband are locking horns. And, worse for the horny guys out there, she never takes off her clothes. Strike two. Finally, a college professor loses interest in his conservative librarian wife and starts an affair with Marya Delver, one of his seductive students. Finally a hit! She takes her teacher behind a dumpster and blows him, which is sure to have her passing class with an A for arousal. That's trashy; a real lust wedding.