“Join the professionals/be a professional,” sings a very young and nubile Diane Lane, in one of her first roles as disaffected teen Corrine “Third Degree” Burns in the cult classic Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains (1981). After her mother’s death, she hits the road with her band in search of stardom. Failure is not an option, and the girls’ lack of talent is not a consideration as their wild looks and rebel-without-a-cause attitude makes the Stains instant celebrities. And Diane’s a rebel without a shirt when she peels off to slip into the shower. You gentlemen will be feeling some fabulous pains . . . where it counts!