Les Marquise des Ombres (2010) is a TV movie starring La Femme Nikita herself, Anne Parillaud, as the famous French murderess the Marquise De Brinvilliers. In the seventeenth century, the Marquise de Brinvilliers poisoned several members of her family. She was executed, but she is now considered to be a tragic victim of the men in her life and the society she lived in. Anne Parillaud plays the Marquise with great joie de vivre (translation: frequent boning). In one scene, Anne literally gets her ass kissed by a male admirer, and in another, a sit-down screw turns into a triple-B smackdown that will have you standing at attention. Anne even bares her buns on her way to the guillotine. C’est magnifique! If this is what the French watch on TV, then Mr. Skin is getting a raccordement par câble et satellite post haste!