La figlia di Frankenstein (1971)

La Figlia di Frankenteein (1971) isn’t your average monster movie, that’s because this Italian exploitation flick translates to Lady Frankenstein, and that’s our kind of lady: big, strong and sexy, in a reanimated way. Reviewers hated it, but what do they know? They’re looking for trite constructs like character development and plot. We answer to a higher authority, skin. The movie seems to have gotten financed by having has-been Hollywood male lead Joseph Cotton attached, but we’re more interested in Rosalba Neri, who shows her boobs and butt, and speaking of those boobs, it must have been cold on the set, for her nipples are as erect as we are. Add to the mix some anonymous nudie cuties and you got a real pants thriller on your hands.