The French film L'ours en peluche (1994), or The Teddy Bear, is sadly not about a sentient teddy bear who brings those cheese eating surrender monkeys to their knees in fear. Someone make that movie, lord knows I'd buy a ticket... as long as there's nudity. Even The Teddy Bear has nudity from the fantastically framed Francesca Dellera! That's the thing about the French, they're ahead of the curve on sexuality!