L' amour propre ne le reste jamais très longtemps (1985)

L' Amour propre ne le reste jamais très longtemps (1985) is French. That means it features French people speaking the French language, eating French food, and, on occasion, French kissing. As France is the country of both romance and impossibly beautiful women, this makes the French-ness of L' Amour propre ne le reste jamais très longtemps well worth pointing your beret toward. Make no mistake: L' Amour propre ne le reste jamais très longtemps is not like Mr. French, the lovably suave British butler played by Sebastian Cabot on the classic TV sitcom Family Affair (and later parodied as Mr. Greek during the Howard Stern send-up Faggot Affair). No, no—L' Amour propre ne le reste jamais très longtemps is French in the manner of French maid costumes, French wine, and French ticklers, which is to say, L' Amour propre ne le reste jamais très longtemps is sexy. Or, as the French put it: Ooh la la!