Koritsia me vromika heria (1977)

The Greeks are tired of all those jokes that end with anal sex and pederasts as punch lines, and that’s why the people who had already gifted America with the concepts for democracy and the gyro sandwich pooled their cinematic resources to give us Koritsia me vromika heria (1977). The title of hirsute director Costas Karagiannis’s drama of sensuality and obsession translates to Girls with Dirty Hands, but don’t be an ass. Any fool who assumes that these girls have soiled their paws with their own fecal matter after the stinky goo was disturbed by vigorous erotic activity risks missing this wake-up call for senses and sensibility from the land that was home to Sappho and Lesbos.