Kiss of the Damned (2012)

A vampire's meddling sister puts their entire existence at risk in John's daughter Xan Cassavetes' throwback to sexy seventies bloodsucker flicks, Kiss of the Damned (2012). After a tortured courtship, female vampire Djuna (Joséphine de La Baume) finally succumbs to her passion and takes mortal screenwriter Paolo (Milo Ventimiglia) as her lover. She turns him into a man vamp, and all appears to be going well for a while. But it's not (literally) happy ever after for the couple, because no sooner have the two settled into domestic bliss than Djuna's psychotic, sexually predatory sister Mimi (Roxane Mesquida) arrives with designs on stealing her sister's man. In between slaughtering all sorts of humans despite Djuna begging her to feed only on animals like she does, she's all over Paolo. But when Djuna's wild lifestyle catches up to her, will her sis bail her out or leave her to clean up her own mess? Moody and atmospheric, Kiss of the Damned will appeal to fans of The Hunger (1983), not least because of the frequent glimpses at Joséphine's spectacular set that will make a mess of your trousers. You'll be thirsting after seeing Jo's jugs and buns as she has spectacular sex with Paolo. Vampirism be damned, sign us up for some of that because those titties are La Baume! Roxane fans should fast-forward to the 51-minute mark for a threesome between her, Alexia Landeau, and the world's luckiest actor in a scene that's rudely interrupted by the big sis but not before we got big to the tits, and the 1-hour, 10-minute mark, where she saddles up for a mustache ride in the shower. That's what we call a kiss of the clammed! It ends up even vampires battle have to deal with loser siblings. Still, damn are these bloodsuckers banging in Kiss of the Damned!