Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)

The title of Shane Black’s neo-noir thriller Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang (2005) sounds like it refers to guns but when a movie features nude ingénues, Mr. Skin thinks of the sexual colloquy instead. In this pic, Robert Downey Jr. plays Harold “Harry” Lockhart, a con pretending to be an actor while stalking his high school obsession Harmony Faith Lane (Michelle Monaghan). We can’t blame him for being infatuated with her — especially when the lovely lady has a nip slip! If that’s not enough of a gift, Michelle also peels off her sexy Mrs. Santa Claus suit to show off her cute nude boobs and red panties! Can you say, “Ho ho ho?” The R rated crime comedy also includes Angela Lindvall, Corbin Bernsen, Laurence Fishburne, Val Kilmer, and Shannyn Sossamon’s bare chest. Wearing not much more than a blindfold, the gorgeous brunette flashes her delicate breasticles during a flashback. Not to be outdone, Tanja Reichert reveals her bare back and perky rack while riding a guy in a monster flick. Needless to say, she puts the B into B movies! Of course, the scene is played for laughs but don’t slap your knee too hard or you’ll miss the film’s quick slap-offs. In other words, her nudity is deadly serious. As the plot goes on, many twists and turns arise just like the trousers on audience members. Considering the shirtless coverage of Ms. Monaghan, Ms. Sossamon and Ms. Reichert, Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang should have been called Kiss Kiss, Boob Boob!