In a sea of celebrity turmoil, a single butthole emerges as a shining beacon of hope
I won't go on and on about this argument—if you are a human living in the 21st century with an internet connection, you've already seen what's going down with Kim Kardashian/Kanye West and Taylor Swift.Taylor was angry that Kanyecalled her "that bitch" in a song (which, in the rap world, is a form on endearment) and Kanye was angry that she was angry. Kim was angry because Kanye was angry, and Taylor was even more angry because Kim was angry too. Are we all up to speed? Good.
Here's the important part of this mess: Chloë Grace Moretz tweeted about the whole ordeal, and Kim's sister Khloe chimed in by posting a picture of her butthole.*
Everyone in this industry needs to get their heads out of a hole and look around to realize what's ACTUALLY happening in the REAL world
— Chloë Grace Moretz (@ChloeGMoretz) July 18, 2016
Is this the a hole you're referring to @ChloeGMoretz ??? pic.twitter.com/h56S8FvNWr
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) July 18, 2016
@khloekardashian fact check: first photo is me filming my movie Neighbors 2, the second photo is some girl who was wrongfully photographed
— Chloë Grace Moretz (@ChloeGMoretz) July 18, 2016
Obviously, #ButtHoleGate2K16 caught my attention. Andok, yeah, it's not Chloe's butthole, but it is abutthole. And buttholes are awesome. So awesome, in fact, that we made a playlist about it.So do what you can to avoid more of this nonsense and instead turn your attentions to butts and their holes. That's what I'll be doing.
*In fact, we have no idea whose butthole this is. We like it, though.
