Language of Love 2000 (2004)

If you thought that the rise of internet porn meant that naughty docs on the sex lives of Scandinavians like the famous Torgny Wickman sex-ed film Ur karlekens sprak or Language of Love (1968) or its sequels Mera ur karlekens sprak (1970) and Karlekens XYZ (1971), were a thing of the past, think again. Those Swedes are as horny as ever! Presumably, that fact was the justification for a commercially released sex-ed film called Kärlekens språk 2000 or Language of Love 2000 (2004). The sex docs of the swinging sixties and seventies were pretty simple: essentially you got a split screen of scientists talking about sex positions, sexual fetishes, and all sorts of other sex stuff with couples or singles showing exactly what they're talking about. Like those "Mondo movies" of yore, Kärlekens språk 2000 juxtaposes stony-faced doctors explaining the birds and the bees with sexy Swedish nymphets like Regina Lund demonstrating the techniques as the good doctors describe them. What's different about doing it post Y2K? It's cool to be gay. Yes, unsurprisingly this one is much more willing to discuss same sex relationships than the original flick, but that doesn't mean there's not a whole lot of ladies discussing their love of dick. Mr. Skin knew the Swedes were really speaking his language when he saw Malin Westerholm demonstrating how much she enjoys pleasuring herself. Watch that hot Swede flick the lady bead when, after stripping down and opening her legs to a punk rock looking dude's cock, she spreads her leg and shows the camera her clam. The doctors then give a play by play of what she's touching and why, which is rather informative. Plus, there's a montage of other ladies spreading their legs for some funky fellas squeezed in between. Sit back and enjoy a slow Karlekens wack to dreaming of nailin Malin! We feel the need, the need for Swede, after seeing all that action in Language of Love 2000!