ABC: Always Be Clad (In A Bikini Jessica Alba)
I’m going to go ahead and say what we are all thinking, Jessica Alba needs to wear a bikini at all times. It doesn’t matter what she’s doing, where she’s going, or even the weather, Jessica Alba must be wearing a two-piece bathing suit at all times from here on out.
There are few people in the world who look as amazing as Jessica Alba does in a bikini. Sure, we could all ramble off a list of 5, 10, or even 15 celebrities that look pretty damn hot in a bikini, but I promise you Jessica Alba will be on your list. Odds are she will be at the top of the list or tied for first place. I know we all look for our purpose in life, but I’m pretty damn sure that Jessica Alba’s purpose is to always wear a bikini. Her body is simply amazing in a bikini, all the time, no matter what. And that is why she is needs to wear one 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 4-5 weeks a month, and 365 days a year.
Of course if Jessica Alba is acting in a movie she can wear something different, after all that’s her job. But when she’s not on the set, she needs to be a bikini. Although I’m sure she has enough pull to only do movies in which she wears a bikini.