He might be a thief, a rake and a murderer, but (as the title suggests) the hero of the French TV movie Je, François Villon, voleur, assassin, poète (2010) does have his redeeming qualities. There's his poetry, for one, which has survived since the 15th century. Then there are his many bedside adventures with lusty naked ladies like Gaëlle Bona, who shows off her petite teats in bed with our hero. Not only will she steal your heart, she'll make you into a murderer...of sperm.