How's that for a tongue twister?

Speaking of, we wouldn't mind introducing ours to the exposed areola of the over 40 but still fantastic Jennifer Lopez, who experienced a Janet Jackson-esque "wardrobe malfunction" while performing for a massive crowd at Bologna, Italy's Unipol Arena last week.

Apparently there is no word in Italian for "double-sided nipple tape", a condition for which we should all be thankful.

Choke your bologna with nude pics and clips of Jennifer Lopez right here at MrSkin.com!