I Am Frigid... Why? (1972)

I Am Frigid...Why? (1972), asks sexy young Sandra Julien of the universe, which answers for all of us, "I dunno, why don't you try to de-frigidify yourself with a bunch of orgies and prostitution . . . right now? And can we . . . watch?" The answer, of course, is a resounding "Yes!" because this is Eurotrash at its best! Poor Sandy wasn't always frigid; her days as the gardener's daughter on a grand estate soured her on sex thanks to the sick, sick predilections of the master's son and daughter, and their forbidden feelings for one another. The credits are barely over before the pervy pair has nastily assaulted her, and Sandy spends the rest of the picture getting people to suck and lick her. Now that's what we call self-improvement!