Julianne Hough's Body Is Perfect
As much as I pride myself on doing things outside of my comfort zone, there are few things I’ll just never, ever attempt. I’ll never jump out of a perfectly good airplane. I have no desire learn the game of tennis, and I could never, ever, ever take a dance lesson from Julianne Hough.
It’s not that I would be scared I wouldn’t know what I was doing and make a total ass of myself, I know that already; I can’t dance to save my life. No, my fear would be being that close to one of the world’s most perfect bodies. I don’t understand how anyone could dance with Julianne Hough. I know we all want to, she’s an incredible dancer and to get a lesson from is probably one of the greatest gifts anyone could receive, but I simply couldn’t bring myself to do it. Just looking at Julianne Hough’s incredible body makes me break out in a cold sweat and I become easily confused, so I can’t even imagine would happen if I ever got to be in the same room as her.
It takes a special kind of bravery to be that close to perfection and sadly, I’m just not that brave. I’d sooner take up juggling chainsaws than try to find the courage to get that close to Julianne Hough and her amazing body.
