Hello, friends! Today is Friday, and we're all exhausted. I, personally, am anxiously awaiting when it becomes socially acceptable to sip sauvignon blanc at my desk. And where words sometimes fail, GIFs speak. 

I am particularly partial to masturbation scenes - don't ask me why, it's just my thing. Today, I thought I'd share with you five of my favorites. Shall we? 

Madonna: Body of Evidence

Kelly Preston: Love Is a Gun

Helene Zimmer: Q

Natalie Portman: Black Swan

Lisbeth Hummel: The Beast

Do you guys have any favorites? Let me know in the comments - so that I don't forget to save them to my favorites later.