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Hello, friends! Today is Friday, and we're all exhausted. I, personally, am anxiously awaiting when it becomes socially acceptable to sip sauvignonblanc at my desk. And where words sometimes fail, GIFs speak.

I am particularly partial to masturbation scenes - don't ask me why, it's just my thing. Today, I thought I'd share with you five of my favorites. Shall we?

Madonna: Body of Evidence

Kelly Preston: Love Is a Gun

Helene Zimmer: Q

Natalie Portman: Black Swan

Lisbeth Hummel: The Beast

Do you guys have any favorites? Let me know in the comments - so that I don't forget to save them to my favorites later.