Heartbreak High (1981)

Coach "Bulldog" Malone (John Vernon) and Coach Alan Arnoldi (Robert Forster) are rival high-school football coaches. John has a pair of lucky underwear; Bob is luckier, and gets to fumble around in bed with the school music teacher. Both are leading their teams to the city championship, which means that the war is about to heat up. But before the kickoff, the students of Heartbreak High (1981) are going to kick each other around a bit, pranking the enemy teams, sticking it to each other, and screwing the competition. How low will these teeners go to throw the enemy team off its game? Just how immature can these meatheads be? It's an early ’80s out-of-control-adolescents romp of the Porky's sort . . . do you even have to ask? Keep an eye out for Three's Company's Norman Fell as a snoresville local radio sportscaster.