Have Your Cake and Eat It (1997)

No one gets to Have Your Cake and Eat it, which makes this title what the kids call ironic. Isn’t it ironic? Don’t you think? No, okay, that’s fine. It means that you can’t always get what you want. But if you try sometimes, you get what you need. That’s for sure. Don’t forget it. And speaking of cake, who doesn’t want a nice slice of Holly Aird? That’s a body worth ‘bating over!