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Hardbodies (1984)

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Review

What’s so funny about beavs, boobs, and buns? Director Mark Griffiths brings in the laughs when three middle-aged mooks conspire to stalk the titular hardbodies who pop up like signposts to sexual nirvana along the beaches of Southern California. Although the trio of lunks initially fails, to hilarious effect, in their attempts to score, a gaggle of gaga-making girlies are shown in all their breastacular glory, prompting audiences to stay in their seats and the trio of protagonists to consult a professional to study his seduction techniques. Giggles and jiggles galore ensue when the losers set their sights on the pro’s girlfriend. If you're looking for the skin-ful stuff, you can see Teal Roberts' chest dunes as she gets it from a blonde due in a sleeping bag on the beach. You can also see Darcy DeMoss' mams while she gets auto erotic with a lucky dude. Then there's Kristi Somers' nude knockage as she bends down to give an old beach bum a oceanside suck off while he strums a guitar. You'll undoubtedly find yourself strumming your meat fiddle too!  You can also see the likes of Julie Always at the 41-minute mark amidst a gaggle of unclothed gazongas. Julie is fronta nd center and a hottie named Leslie is to the left. They take their dresses off and cavort around topless for our viewing pleasure. It's a shame that this flick doesn't embrace more of the full-frontal action, but there's still plenty of content in this flick that's worth wanking over!