Gwyneth Paltrow Has Some Mighty Fine Side Boob

I have no idea what the Hamptons Paddle & Party For Pink is, but if it involves Gwyneth Paltrow’s side boob, then I fully support their efforts to paddle and bring awareness to the color pink.  

We all know that Gwyneth Paltrow rubs a lot of people the wrong way and I’m not here to defend her shenanigans in any way, shape, or form. I’ll even admit that sometimes Gwyneth Paltrow is a little too goopy for me, but one thing that none of us can deny is fantastic is her body. I guess that all vegan, no byproduct, rare spices and herbs diet of hers really does keep her in great shape because she's rocking some fantastic side boob and pokies on the red carpet for the Hamptons Paddle & Party For Pink thing. Look, if you want to bring attention to something, what better way to do than with Gwyneth Paltrow not wearing a bra? There are very few other things I can think of at the moment.  

Love her or hate her, we can all agree that Gwyneth Paltrow has a body that just won’t stop. She’s got some of the finest side boob in all of the land and I just hope it brought a lot of donations or awareness or canned goods or whatever to the Hamptons Paddle & Party For Pink.