Guilty of Romance (2011)

Japanese shock-master Sion Sono of Suicide Club (2001) and Cold Fish (2010) fame completes his Hate Trilogy with the lurid and licentious Guilty of Romance (2011). The erotic drama chronicles the intersecting stories of three women with an insatiable itch for depravity. Sono’s real-life wife Megumi Kagurazaka plays Izumi, a neglected wife whose kinky fantasies lead to a secret career in porn. Next is Izumi’s gal-pal Mitsuko (Makoto Togashi), a literature professor with a similarly sordid double life as a streetwalker. And then there’s Kazuko (Miki Mizuno), the police detective attempting to piece together Izumi and Mitsuko’s story after their dead bodies are found in Tokyo’s torrid hotel district. Did this spoiler just spoil your trousers? If not, get a load of Ms. Togashi and Ms. Kagurazaka shedding their threads on camera. The two exotic hotties can be seen sans clothing both on and off of their respective, no-respect jobs. Highlights skinclude Makoto going full frontal as she strips with a seductive smile on her face. Not to be outdone, Megumi serves up her tuna sashimi and surprisingly full funbags as she practices a sales pitch in the buff while standing in front of a mirror. The skintastic actress continues to tout her uncovered cans at the 00:26-, 00:33-, and 01:45-minute marks. With scenes like these, Guilty of Romance makes us guilty of masturbation! Indeed, even though the Japanese thriller wasn’t seen by a lot of American movie-goers, it has what it takes to merit a huge release — in your jeans!