Football rules, okay? That's the translation of Fussball ist unser Leben (2000), and for Uwe Ochsenknecht and his buddies it's a big understatement. Soccer knocks their socks off -- especially superforward Pablo "Dios" Di Ospeo, a guy so great at the game Uwe and his crew just have to kidnap him. It's accidental, but it's still pretty mental, and their obsession leads them to crazy places in this German gem for fans of footie.