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“Mentions of the Pearl Necklace (a.k.a. The Pearly Gates) have been laced throughout many religious novels,” writes the tongue-in-cheek Uncyclopedia. “From that time that Allah gave the necklace to Hanuman the Monkey God, to Zeus’ special attention to the long-necked Venus and her half shell {by Bod•icelli?} …
… to the contemplation of Buddha upon the pearl of wisdom which he then layered onto his followers, the pearl necklace has provided both a literal and metaphorical thrill ride down the slopes of religious ecstasy.”
There is a God (above right)!
And today, it would seem to be a meme …
… like no udder (below right).
But enough of this text …
… we can’t hold out much longer!
The lovely ladies who landed on our Top Ten list of ‘Pearl Necklace’ wearers need no introduction. So, as not to divert your glaze from their just rewards, we’ll simply lay them out in all their star spackled glory.
After all, we’d hate to get in the way of your pleasure of viewing—or spewing—your favorite ‘pearl’ girl.
So, we’ll simply stay mum for what is to cum:
10. PAMELA ANDERSON
She auctioned hers off in 2008:
9. RIHANNA
8. PETRA NEMCOVA
7. JAYNE MANSFIELD
6. SOPHIA LOREN
4. KELLY BROOK
3. BETTIE PAGE
Wonder what she’s wiping off after a steamy session (inset) …
2. KIM KARDASHIAN
Who else to finish up on than the ‘Calendar Girl’ pearl with the finest ‘teardrop’ shape of all time …
1. MARILYN MONROE
With no strings … or things … attached:
Can you conceive of a more ‘HappyENDING’?
