When your first name is Farrah, and you’ve got blonde hair, you have a certain sort of reputation to live up to (unlike if your middle name is Farrah, then that’s a whole other category (see: Amy Farrah Fowler)). Farrah Fisher certainly gives it the old college try, quite literally. The hot honey plays a topless cutie in the straight-to-video college comedy romp Van Wilder: Freshman Year Unrated (2009), starring Mean Girls’ Jonathan Bennett as Van Wilder (the role Ryan Reynolds played in the original version of the movie), and the original Laguna Beach girl Kristin Cavallari. In the prequel movie, the plot centers around Van Wilder when he was but a wee freshman, and the hijinks he got up to that led him to the legend he would eventually become in National Lampoon’s Van Wilder (2002). Taking over a classroom to teach students all about sex and the moves associated with gettin’ some, Wilder uses Farrah to demonstrate a maneuver he calls “flanking,” which basically looks like a more subtle version of “tune in Tokyo” to Mr. Skin. The fantastic Farrah, her pale blonde hair flowing over her shoulders, a wide smile on her face, stands with her breasts proudly bared, riddled with black marker Xs and Os and lines that look like a football strategy gone terribly wrong (or wonderfully right), and simply tilts her head and offers up an even bigger grin when Wilder cups her glorious globes and rotates around the nipples. It’s a scene to be seen—it may even be better than a Charlie’s Angels episode.
